Sage Against The Machine - Not Enough Sage For This Shit Wax Melt Bar
Unplug from the chaos and center your mind with Sage Against the Machine, a wax melt bar that smells like a calming blend of fresh sage, soothing lavender, and gentle chamomile. With its herbaceous yet floral notes, this fragrance is the perfect antidote to stress and over-stimulation. Whether you melt it whole or break it into pieces, this bar will bring tranquility to your space and a little humor to your day. Plus, each bar is stamped with the bold phrase, "Not Enough Sage For This Shit." Because let’s face it, sometimes we all need a little extra sage to deal with life.
🌿 Features & Benefits
✔ Herbaceous & Calming Scent – A beautifully balanced blend of sage, lavender, and chamomile to calm your mind and refresh your space.
✔ Slab Bar Format – Melt it whole for a long-lasting experience or break it into pieces for your perfect amount of relaxation.
✔ Cheeky Quote – Each bar is stamped with the phrase "Not Enough Sage For This Shit," adding a touch of humor to your wellness routine.
✔ 100% Soy Wax – Made from vegan, cruelty-free soy wax sourced from the USA for a clean, sustainable burn.
✔ Handmade & Unique – Poured by hand in small batches, with natural variations in color, texture, and weight. Every bar is one-of-a-kind.
✔ Support a Small Business – Handcrafted by Equal Ink Studio, a Queer & Asian-owned family business that’s passionate about scent, sustainability, and a little sass.
🧘♀️ More Than Just a Scent
Sage Against the Machine is your go-to when you need to unplug, de-stress, and laugh a little while you do it. Perfect for winding down after a busy day, setting a calming mood, or bringing a bit of lightheartedness into your space.
📏 Product Details
🔹 Fragrance Name: Sage Against the Machine
🔹 Size: 3 7/8" x 2 1/2" x 3/8" (99 mm x 63 mm x 10 mm)
🔹 Weight: 1.7 oz (48 g) (may vary slightly due to handmade nature)
🔹 Appearance: Solid slab bar with stamped quote "Not Enough Sage For This Shit"
⚠️ Important Notes
Because these bars are made with 100% soy wax, you may notice a natural white cast called frosting, especially on darker colors. This is completely normal and won’t affect how the wax melts or smells. Each bar is unique, with slight variations in color, texture, and weight—embrace the handmade charm!
Please follow all wax melt safety instructions included on the packaging.
✨ Hand-poured with sage, relaxation, and just the right amount of sass ✨
Unplug from the chaos and center your mind with Sage Against the Machine, a wax melt bar that smells like a calming blend of fresh sage, soothing lavender, and gentle chamomile. With its herbaceous yet floral notes, this fragrance is the perfect antidote to stress and over-stimulation. Whether you melt it whole or break it into pieces, this bar will bring tranquility to your space and a little humor to your day. Plus, each bar is stamped with the bold phrase, "Not Enough Sage For This Shit." Because let’s face it, sometimes we all need a little extra sage to deal with life.
🌿 Features & Benefits
✔ Herbaceous & Calming Scent – A beautifully balanced blend of sage, lavender, and chamomile to calm your mind and refresh your space.
✔ Slab Bar Format – Melt it whole for a long-lasting experience or break it into pieces for your perfect amount of relaxation.
✔ Cheeky Quote – Each bar is stamped with the phrase "Not Enough Sage For This Shit," adding a touch of humor to your wellness routine.
✔ 100% Soy Wax – Made from vegan, cruelty-free soy wax sourced from the USA for a clean, sustainable burn.
✔ Handmade & Unique – Poured by hand in small batches, with natural variations in color, texture, and weight. Every bar is one-of-a-kind.
✔ Support a Small Business – Handcrafted by Equal Ink Studio, a Queer & Asian-owned family business that’s passionate about scent, sustainability, and a little sass.
🧘♀️ More Than Just a Scent
Sage Against the Machine is your go-to when you need to unplug, de-stress, and laugh a little while you do it. Perfect for winding down after a busy day, setting a calming mood, or bringing a bit of lightheartedness into your space.
📏 Product Details
🔹 Fragrance Name: Sage Against the Machine
🔹 Size: 3 7/8" x 2 1/2" x 3/8" (99 mm x 63 mm x 10 mm)
🔹 Weight: 1.7 oz (48 g) (may vary slightly due to handmade nature)
🔹 Appearance: Solid slab bar with stamped quote "Not Enough Sage For This Shit"
⚠️ Important Notes
Because these bars are made with 100% soy wax, you may notice a natural white cast called frosting, especially on darker colors. This is completely normal and won’t affect how the wax melts or smells. Each bar is unique, with slight variations in color, texture, and weight—embrace the handmade charm!
Please follow all wax melt safety instructions included on the packaging.
✨ Hand-poured with sage, relaxation, and just the right amount of sass ✨
Unplug from the chaos and center your mind with Sage Against the Machine, a wax melt bar that smells like a calming blend of fresh sage, soothing lavender, and gentle chamomile. With its herbaceous yet floral notes, this fragrance is the perfect antidote to stress and over-stimulation. Whether you melt it whole or break it into pieces, this bar will bring tranquility to your space and a little humor to your day. Plus, each bar is stamped with the bold phrase, "Not Enough Sage For This Shit." Because let’s face it, sometimes we all need a little extra sage to deal with life.
🌿 Features & Benefits
✔ Herbaceous & Calming Scent – A beautifully balanced blend of sage, lavender, and chamomile to calm your mind and refresh your space.
✔ Slab Bar Format – Melt it whole for a long-lasting experience or break it into pieces for your perfect amount of relaxation.
✔ Cheeky Quote – Each bar is stamped with the phrase "Not Enough Sage For This Shit," adding a touch of humor to your wellness routine.
✔ 100% Soy Wax – Made from vegan, cruelty-free soy wax sourced from the USA for a clean, sustainable burn.
✔ Handmade & Unique – Poured by hand in small batches, with natural variations in color, texture, and weight. Every bar is one-of-a-kind.
✔ Support a Small Business – Handcrafted by Equal Ink Studio, a Queer & Asian-owned family business that’s passionate about scent, sustainability, and a little sass.
🧘♀️ More Than Just a Scent
Sage Against the Machine is your go-to when you need to unplug, de-stress, and laugh a little while you do it. Perfect for winding down after a busy day, setting a calming mood, or bringing a bit of lightheartedness into your space.
📏 Product Details
🔹 Fragrance Name: Sage Against the Machine
🔹 Size: 3 7/8" x 2 1/2" x 3/8" (99 mm x 63 mm x 10 mm)
🔹 Weight: 1.7 oz (48 g) (may vary slightly due to handmade nature)
🔹 Appearance: Solid slab bar with stamped quote "Not Enough Sage For This Shit"
⚠️ Important Notes
Because these bars are made with 100% soy wax, you may notice a natural white cast called frosting, especially on darker colors. This is completely normal and won’t affect how the wax melts or smells. Each bar is unique, with slight variations in color, texture, and weight—embrace the handmade charm!
Please follow all wax melt safety instructions included on the packaging.
✨ Hand-poured with sage, relaxation, and just the right amount of sass ✨
